We present this work in honor of World Elephant Day.
John Godfrey Saxe American 1816 – 1887
It was six men of Indostan To learning much inclined, Who went to see the Elephant (Though all of them were blind), That each by observation Might satisfy his mind.
The First approached the Elephant, And happening to fall Against his broad and sturdy side, At once began to bawl: “God bless me! but the Elephant Is very like a wall!”
The Second, feeling of the tusk, Cried, “Ho, what have we here, So very round and smooth and sharp? To me ‘tis mighty clear This wonder of an Elephant Is very like a spear!”
The Third approached the animal, And happening to take The squirming trunk within his hands, Thus boldly up and spake: “I see,” quoth he, “the Elephant Is very like a snake!”
The Fourth reached out an eager hand, And felt about the knee “What most this wondrous beast is like Is mighty plain,” quoth he: “‘Tis clear enough the Elephant Is very like a tree!”
The Fifth, who chanced to touch the ear, Said: “E’en the blindest man Can tell what this resembles most; Deny the fact who can, This marvel of an Elephant Is very like a rope!”
The Sixth no sooner had begun About the beast to grope, Than seizing on the swinging tail That fell within his scope, “I see,” quoth he, “the Elephant Is very like a rope!”
And so these men of Indostan Disputed loud and long, Each in his own opinion Exceeding stiff and strong, Though each was partly in the right, And all were in the wrong!
MORAL
So, oft in theologic wars The disputants, I ween, Rail on in utter ignorance Of what each other mean, And prate about an Elephant Not one of them has seen!
Sing the evil days we see, and the worse that are to be, In such doggerel as dejection will allow, We are pilgrims, sorrow-led, with no Beulah on ahead, No elysian Up the Country for us now.
For the settlements extend till they seem to have no end; Spreading silently, you can’t tell when or how; And a home-infested land stretches out on every hand, So there is no Up the Country for us now.
On the six-foot Mountain peak, up and down the dubious creek, Where the cockatoos alone should make a row, There the rooster tears his throat, to announce with homely note, That there is no Up the Country for us now.
Where the dingo should be seen, sounds the Army tambourine, While the hardest case surrenders with a vow; And the church-bell, going strong, makes us feel we’ve lived too long, Since there is no Up the Country for us now.
And along the pine-ridge side, where the mallee-hen should hide, You will see some children driving home a cow; Whilst, ballooning on a line, female garniture gives sign, That there is no Up the Country for us now.
Here, in place of emu’s eggs, you will find surveyors’ pegs, And the culvert where there ought to be a slough; There, a mortise in the ground, shows the digger has been round, And has left no Up the Country for us now.
And across this fenced-in view, like our friend the well-sung Jew, Goes the swaggy, with a frown upon his brow, He is cabin’d, cribb’d, confin’d, for the thought is on his mind, That there is no Up the Country for him now.
And the boy that bolts from home has no decent place to roam, No region with adventure to endow, But his ardent spirit cools at the sight of farms and schools, Hence, there is no Up the Country for him now.
Such a settling, spreading curse must infallibly grow worse, Till the saltbush disappears before the plough, But the future, evil-fraught, is forgotten in the thought, That there is no Up the Country for us now.
We must do a steady shift, and devote our minds to thrift, Till we reach at length the standard of the Chow, For we’re crumpled side by side in a world no longer wide, And there is no Up the Country for us now.
Better we were cold and still, with our famous Jim and Bill, Beneath the interdicted wattle-bough, For the angels made our date five-and-twenty years too late, And there is no Up the Country for us now.
We present this work in honor of the poet’s 265th birthday.
Dmitry Khvostov Russian 1757 – 1835
Inhabitant of hilly Olympus— Kheraskov! Inspired by Phoebus, Heralded conversant of the Muses; The sounds of your immortal lyre Proclaiming Moscow’s arduous captivity Yet once again elicit the tears of the Slavs. They, both loudly and harmoniously, Depict for us the indomitable spirit Of our ancestors, dauntless in adversity, To leaven our recent sorrows’ load.
Moscow! Vicious Napoleon, Hungrier than Attila, came to embody For the world an epitome of brutality; All the hayfields covered with corpses, Death, fire, looting proceed unimpeded, A shrine in the woods our only guidance; Rattled and shaken by Hell’s own breath, Kremlin itself is severed from the earth And racing through the expanse of air, Strikes the appearance of a fiery fortress.
The chronicler will document The dastardly deeds of these latter days; Progeny will give no credence to the bard, Believing his tale a work of imagination. Both the one and the other will represent That the Grand Caesar of the white lands, Having shifted the North after himself, Routing, trammeled the treacherous enemy, And the Russian is erasing with his mighty hand All trace of indecency from the face of the earth.
We present this work in honor of the poet’s 215th birthday.
Karolina Pavlova Russian 1807 – 1893
The stars shine menacingly above her, The night is infinite, the valley barely visible; She is alone… perhaps it is too late, Perhaps the time of encounter has passed.
The midnight bird has taken wing… The earth is silent like the grave; From time to time the angry summer lightning Flashes in the dusky distance.
And suddenly he stands beside her, Lowering his gloomy brow, Unmoving, with a hopeless look, In heavy, silent meditation.
“You have come again!… and are we not in a dream?… Why was our path so separate?… Why are your lips so silent?… Why is terror descending on my heart?…”
And he bent over, pale and grieving, And he offered words of sadness: “Let us say farewell today, my poor friend: Let life claim its rights!
Go back to the realm of Earth, Go to your earthly triumph— I yield you over to the world, With an anxious prayer to the Creator.
Sorrow has He given to all of us equally, To all a measure of sad days; Submit to His laws The murmur of your pride.
Learn to live in outward agitation, Forgetting the Eden of youthful dreams, Share no more with anyone The secret of inconsolable meditation.
Not in vain did your heart’s fantasies Strive so eagerly toward existence, Life will mercilessly fulfill Your passionate request.
And the bright glow Of enchanted mist will dissipate; Too late, too soon, You will know the gift you have awaited.
And fate will more than carry out Its sentence over you: But you will not lie down in cruel torment, You will not fall in battle.
You will find amid the struggles Of years illusionless and hard, Many pure distractions, Many joyful victories.
You will bear the insults of your friends, The evil lies of angry words— And you will raise the veil From the mysterious goddess Isis.
You will understand earthly reality With a maturing soul: You will buy a dear blessing At a dear price.
You will calm your heart’s hostility, You will not avert your eyes from misfortune, Neither moments of deception nor of hope Will trouble you.
All that is today unconscious Alien to all, will flower in you— The burning agony of life Will turn into rich fruit.
So, go as you’ve been sentenced, Strong in faith only, Not hoping for support, Defenseless and alone.
Don’t disturb the heavens, transgressing, Silence your own dreams. And dare to ask of God Only your daily bread.”
We present this work in honor of the 110th anniversary of the poet’s death.
Andrew Lang Scots 1844 – 1912
Had cigarettes no ashes, And roses ne’er a thorn, No man would be a funker Of whin, or burn, or bunker. There were no need for mashies, The turf would ne’er be torn, Had cigarettes no ashes, And roses ne’er a thorn.
Had cigarettes no ashes, And roses ne’er a thorn, The big trout would not ever Escape into the river. No gut the salmon smashes Would leave us all forlorn, Had cigarettes no ashes, And roses ne’er a thorn.
But ‘tis an unideal Sad world in which we’re born, And things will ‘go contrairy’ With Martin and with Mary: And every day the real Comes bleakly in with morn, And cigarettes have ashes, And every rose a thorn.
We present this work in honor of the poet’s 200th birthday.
Charles Sangster Canadian 1822 – 1893
I stood upon the Plain, That had trembled when the slain, Hurled their proud defiant curses at the battle-hearted foe, When the steed dashed right and left Through the bloody gaps he cleft, When the bridle-rein was broken, and the rider was laid low.
What busy feet had trod Upon the very sod Where I marshalled the battalions of my fancy to my aid! And I saw the combat dire, Heard the quick, incessant fire, And the cannons’ echoes startling the reverberating glade.
I saw them one and all, The banners of the Gaul In the thickest of the contest, round the resolute Montcalm; The well-attended Wolfe, Emerging from the gulf Of the battle’s fiery furnace, like the swelling of a psalm.
I head the chorus dire, That jarred along the lyre On which the hymn of battle rung, like surgings of the wave When the storm, at blackest night,
Wakes the ocean in affright, As it shouts its mighty pibroch o’er some shipwrecked vessel’s grave.
I saw the broad claymore Flash from its scabbard, o’er The ranks that quailed and shuddered at the close and fierce attack; When Victory gave the word, Then Scotland drew the sword, And with arm that never faltered drove the brave defenders back.
I saw two great chiefs die, Their last breaths like the sigh Of the zepher-sprite that wantons on the rosy lips of morn; No envy-poisoned darts, No rancour in their hearts, To unfit them for their triumph over death’s impending scorn.
And as I thought and gazed, My soul, exultant, praised The Power to whom each mighty act and victory are due, For the saint-like Peace that smiled Like a heaven-gifted child, And for the air of quietude that steeped the distant view.
The sun looked down with pride, And scattered far and wide His beams of whitest glory till they flooded all the Plain; The hills their veils withdrew, Of white, and purplish blue, And reposed all green and smiling ‘neath the shower of golden rain.
Oh, rare, divinest life Of Peace, compared with Strife! Yours is the truest splendour, and the most enduring fame; All the glory ever reaped Where the fiends of battle leaped, Is harsh discord to the music of your undertoned acclaim.